May 2013
laugh-addict:
when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
When you see someone from school somewhere other...
obsessedisanunderstatement:
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
writingrants:
That moment of realization when your parents/friends/teacher ask you what your novel is about and every aspect of the story suddenly seems too idiotic and cliche to say out loud.
i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
like ah yes. i have pleased you
seeing people from school in public: look down, look down, don't look them in the eye
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
primisthebomb:
and this is where I put all my ships
eleanorjanestyle:
localnativity:
i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post
